Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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