your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You're a waste of cheezeits
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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