3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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