Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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