do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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