Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
