Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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