she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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