this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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