I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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