you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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