Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize