we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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