Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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