Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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