Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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