I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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