so that wasnt chicken after all
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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