The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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