i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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