Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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