Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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