why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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