So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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