at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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