Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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