did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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