My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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