I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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