Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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