some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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