i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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