If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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