THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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