ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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