I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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