also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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