So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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