You can't special order awesome
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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