what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
How's work?
Spinning.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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