I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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