I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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