she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I see more hoeing in ur future
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