My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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