their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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