People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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