I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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