he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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