Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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