Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
True college students do jello shots in the library
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