Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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