Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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