did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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