it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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