You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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