She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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