Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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