She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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